Archive - TEOH’s Substack

Comparison Is the Thief of My Peace

On parenting two very different boys, and learning to stop keeping score

2 hrs ago •

Scenes from a Mildly Unhinged Household

There is endless cleaning, of course

Nov 3 •

October 2025

My Child Told Me He Wants to Be a Beggar

Because Why Not?!

Oct 30 •

Even Murderers Want Good Kids

Confessions of a morally average mother

Oct 28 •

Not All Kids Are Different

You are unique?

Oct 27 •

A Cracking Success

Fitness, delusion, and minor joint trauma

Oct 24 •

I’m So Proud of You

Now Please Go Be Resilient Over There

Oct 22 •

My Coping Mechanism Has A Comment Section Now

Why I Started A Blog

Oct 20 •

A List for the Kid Who Made Me a Mother of a Big Kid

Oct 18 •

The Real Parenting Hack: Genetics And Money

And someone who can find a water bottle

Oct 16 •

When My Eight-Year-Old Told Me To Keep Quiet

And what it taught me about the messy business of discipline

Oct 13 •

Children's Day Snack Wars

Things They Never Told Me About Parenting

Oct 9 •

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